Unisus outing!

As most of u by now shld be contacted somehow but in case, sms failure lah, msn jam lah, phone drop in toliet bowl lah, ear deaf lah, kena abducted by aliens lah, kena pond lah. The following are official details.

Date/time : 3rd may , 11am
Place : Harbourfront mrt
Activity : Go sentosa do stunts , be photo sluts, play ball games n frisbees, get to meet ppl , see chiobu, get to know chiobu, check out V2 , take V2 video and send to media corp, see more chio bu.
People invited:
Unisus -current, past and those that graduated.
OMC
Chiobus
Fellow goats
Fans of V2

Pls come down and respond to us one way or another. haf another meeting? change it! got date? bring date down! Got chicken poxs? erm.. think lidat better stay home.

Girls pls find shuqin ,while guys and old birds pls find me. (preferably sms/call us instead of using the chat box, cos sometime might miss ur msg. my h/p is 98584072 while sq is 94757397.)
Do try ur very best to make it! Its our(we ,final years) last outing as the current unisus member le!

PS : if u are a chiobu and prefer to find me. No problem! See we very accommandating hor? How can u not come!

Goaty broke on 3 at 8:20 PM on the
Saturday, April 26, 2008
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look out for V2!

ever realised the power of V2? it's been used in the new clorets advertisement. but our guys are sure far better than the rest. the advertising company should consider looking for replacements.

Wen broke on 3 at 1:52 PM on the
Thursday, April 24, 2008
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Side Note...

haha , kaleong u are rite. maybe next sem , i review the myth post when i am free.

By the way , i just want to ask the team in general and more on final years or those who alr grad. Wat are ur feelings about an alumni unisus ?

Second thing is that i am working on a small project on unisus history, being collecting quite a few data , some of the stuff from early unisus days , u wont believe.

3rd thing, do u guys like to have a sentosa trip and invite some of the oldies as well? haha as in batches from gerald's era?

Goaty broke on 3 at 9:20 PM on the
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
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Additional note for #5 of Myth or Real.

#5 Unisus Guys are damn good looking
(Currently true but soon gonna be questionable.)
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If you ppl wonder y is tat so, lets just say that there are some ppl guaduating. (exact number is around 2 i think....)

WoOoHooO broke on 3 at 8:30 PM on the

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Myth or real , u decide!

Ate w zhewei the other day and he asked me when am i posting up jokes again? JOKES! are u kidding me? all my post are high quality soul searching, heart wrenching, concentrated multi layered meaningful posts loh! They are life changing entity trapped in the form of words for the mass!
As i was thinking wat enlightenment i shld present to u all, i haf decided perhaps i shld help dispel the truth /myth of cheer for some of u and the future some of u and the past some of u .

#1 U can get to know hot girls and eat Bak !
( at first they look cute, petite and pretty den can hold them somemore . BUT later on ,u realised u get step by them quite often(literally) ,den u realised their forehead, elbow,knee, feet , nails and sometimes buttocks are deadly weapon out to draw blood or at least black n blues. The Bak becomes beef jerky... )

#2 Cheer boys cannot make it
( definate myth. hall one strongest man ( gerald ,some might not know him) was from cheer. we had ruggers , dragonboaters,swimmers,runners, bulls, monkey, goats, zeus , guan gong , kratos, ninja turtle, spider man, etc... to name a few famous cheer ppl . In fact there is a lot of ex unisus , who still dun dare to come out in the open. I heard got a very good looking goat in unisus also loh.)

#3 U will lose weight in cheer
( For girls , its true , all the flip here flip there and the kungfu kicks and flying elbows ,how can not be fit and slim! For guys,i am sad to say ... every gram of fats u lose, u gain 3 bump of bruises in exchange ,so u actually gain weight and look a bit more bluish. )

#4 Can find GF
( well i guess its truth but the truth is tat after finding out the killing destruction of our cheer girls, guys usu find them for protection or to use to whack ppl. Like when jimmy not happy w someone , he will toss qiuyan at them while qiuyan perform somersault flying triple kick. )

#5 Unisus Guys are damn good looking
( true)

#6 ok my brain suddenly got struck ,will go unclog it now, so tis is the end of part 1 of this post.

PS : i wish that whatever u know will come out in ur exam paper and whatever u dun know wont come out.

-goaty

Goaty broke on 3 at 12:52 PM on the
Monday, April 21, 2008
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relieve your stress. =)

okay, just a super random and out-of-nowhere post to entertain bored people like goaty. came across the following somewhere and decided to share with you guys though you may have heard of them already. hope everyone aint that stressed afterall. enjoy! =)

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My grandson called the other day to ask how old I was at my last birthday.When I told him 82, he was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
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After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
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A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like, "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tyre; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
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I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colours yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what colour it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"
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When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
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When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied,"I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four to six."
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A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es."
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Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No", said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs", she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

Wen broke on 3 at 12:44 PM on the
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
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U shld ! yes , u shld.

Why is there not more ppl posting!!! not even a few words to let O' goaty to read argh!!! move ur lazy fingers ,i'm sure all of u will haf that one ,two moment when u dun feel like looking at ur books , use it! U can even scream abt exam stress if u want. Den again, as a NTU and the SU say we muz gif constructive comments . So here are a few reasons why u shld post more!

1) Moving those fingers are prob the only exercise u are getting..
2) Old folks like sq, kl and myself wont be around to post anymore soon
3) Even if we do,its goin to be ill relevent soon since we wont be in the know wat of cheer soon
4) while posting ,some cute girl might see u do it, and go wat is tat? den u can jio her join cheer! (not very likily lah)
5) The blog is collecting dust...
6) actually i dun mind ppl posting photos as well, haha can someone do a complilation of the past decade of unisus ,i am curious about our pioneers.
7) i am bored and want to read...
8) For engineering students, u know these are the only words u get to write during this period . (else its derive derive derive , solve solve solve)
9) Gossips... there are some floating around ,share leh.
10) again... i am bored.

Goaty broke on 3 at 9:27 AM on the
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
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Jiayou! =)

shuqin broke on 3 at 3:25 AM on the
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
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Will miss you

I will miss Unisus next year... Uhm... decided not to stay in hall for final year so 2008 was really the last year of my Unisus-hood. In my first year we didn't get to compete but I was glad to rejoin the family this year and win at least a bronze. It was a tough road and when I think back, I think it was a bit like self-torture, gg thru all tt training but I have to say I dun regret it.

Couldn't follow Goaty's footsteps, I had to stop here. But I will always proudly tell ppl that I was once a Unisus too!

Aki broke on 3 at 5:22 PM on the
Monday, April 7, 2008
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What do i want?

Hmmm..when i read the posts bout "What do i want"..
the first thing that came to mind was..


Haha..i'm wishing for the most impossible dream..so not possible..
cos i've alr had my last lecture in NTU on last Thurs..and my last lesson will come on Tues..after which..exams will come..and before i know..it's "Bye Bye NTU."

Hmm..been thinking back alot recently..maybe cos the end of my study life is near..so all the memories come flashing by..juz as mentioned by goaty in one of his earlier posts..it's true..the fact that when you are near the end..you tend to look back and reflect.

The memories flashback..more than half of the memories revolve ard Unisus..
all the times spent together..be it during trgs, supper, talk cock sessions or during HO itself.
If you ask me what i'm gonna miss most about graduating..it's definitely not sch or lessons..but Unisus.

Without Unisus..uni life would have been so boring..the cheer experience is irreplaceable..dun tink this point needs much elaboration..it's probably felt by everyone of us. =)

So..i wanna take this opportunity to say..


Yes..Each and everyone of YOU..
for enriching my uni life..for all the precious memories. =)

shuqin broke on 3 at 1:32 PM on the
Sunday, April 6, 2008
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Unisus Promo Vid

As requested by goaty, I have made one for the team.

Enjoy ^^

Joseph Thia broke on 3 at 12:57 PM on the

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My 'What I want'

WoOoHooO broke on 3 at 2:07 AM on the

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What I want...

Hmm.. goaty's post got me thinking about what i want, and although it's been a question that's frequently asked, i never really came up with an answer, it's always, i live by the day. but today, while i was eating (alone) at subway, i got myself thinking, what really really interests me? then i remembered a conversation i had with some of you cheer peeps some time last year..

a few of us were bullshitting during dinner.. and somewhere along the way we started talking about cafe al fresco.. that was when someone mentioned that we shd start up our own cafe, take over al fresco and setup our cheerleading cafe.. one idea led to another and soon ideas formed, how we would have guest performances on some days, and then the decor of the place, music (obviously the cheer remixes), and of course, who could not think of the waitresses in cheer outfits..

just seems that everytime i think about what i wanna do, the cafe idea pops up, and i guess, perhaps if given the unlimited capital and a super rich bf to back me up with lotsa money no matter what.. this could be what i wanna do. haha.. themed cafes? perhaps.. there arent any cheerleading themed cafes.. not that i know of at least.. it's gonna be situated in one of those rustic looking shophouses, with cheer uniforms in glass frames decorating the walls, ooh, set aside one huge wall for all cheerleaders and all wannabes to leave their messages on! and how about the music, bring on the loud noisy but oh-so-hip-jiggling music while people savour rich tasting coffee and cakes.. not to mention a dinner menu of home cooked style papa steaks, and mama fried mee.. mmm. arent u excited already?

it will be a gathering place for all cheer enthusiasts, discussion of ideas, area to try out new stunts, design new uniforms, talk about anything and everything about cheer, gossip about other teams, and of course, savour the glory of our inspiration. Unisus. We'll play videos - the performances, the jokes, the trainings, and the wrestling sessions.. all on our huge LCD screen. haha. our medals, pinned on the wall.. do our U-N-I-S-U-S cheer to our staff and get a discount! it will be a place to remember what inspired us to go through blood, sweat and tears (of joy and shagness)...

ahhh... we all have dreams, dont we? =)

landon carlton broke on 3 at 10:53 PM on the
Saturday, April 5, 2008
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What I Want.

Haha I think we should award Goaty with the most posts trohpy. Seriously, more ppl should post here instead of the same old lao bu si few.

Anyway, reply to Goaty's post... What I want... Hmm...

I guess I have an idea but it is not a concrete visualization. To me, I want to find my niche in the world, somewhere I can etch my big name on.

And sometimes I think studying in school is such a paradox. I do not believe that GPA is directly proportional to success, be it financial or otherwise. Most of the time, I question why I study and I realize it is just to secure a failsafe degree to feed myself if all else fails.

Such is the self limiting force lingering in the world called "Reality".
Yes call me a cynic.
Being a Hall President just boosts my cynicism to an all new level, and to think all the darkness I witness in NTU is just but a glimpse of what is to come.

Back to what I want.

I think it is more of a question What I Can Want. I want many things, supermodel gf, billions of moolah, Sentosa cove bungalow, Lamborghini, throw money frm 2nd level of Zouk.

The stark darkness of "reality" has really stifled my ability to dream and I am glad to say that I found it back through cheerleading.

In cheerleading, we defy the laws of the universe, we defy gravity and we smile while doing it. Others may scorn us, say we are gay or wasting our time. I see it as a short respite from the darkness of the world.

I rest my case.

Joseph Thia broke on 3 at 7:40 PM on the
Friday, April 4, 2008
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Suddenly i see

Being a final year student would force u to face many question you have either not thou of or dread; wat do i want to achieve? wat job? min pay expectation? wher to go? marriage? paying bills ? bla bla bla
To put it in short, it simply narrow down to," what do i want? "
Ur answer could be an accumulation of things u want to do like sky diving, skinny dipping... ...
Or is could be a summarised one like to pursuit happiness , to be the best i can be ... bla bla...
The answer cld pop up suddenly in an unexpected moment like while shitting or it could be after long hours of reflection and meditation during detention classes. It could even be a simple ," i dun know? " Dun worry, " dun know" is a common answer. it just mean destiny and desire has not collide in ur world yet.
To be truthful, i dread tis question. It forces me to realised if i do not find my place in the world , i might find out; when its too late , i might not like it, i might never know. Henceforth i take the approach of ancient wise man ; to build a tunnel thru a hill , dig a small stone off it first.

Below is some of the things i haf thou tat i might want to achieve.

1) Find a girl who stays in hall and haf a car of her own. ( tis aim is alr achieve by someone ,hee)
2) Find a tortoise mate for my tortoise
3) Do a back flip ( i dun really see tis happening ,considering my cheer life ended ,haha)
4) Do a Full V2 cheer rountine in front of a crowd of at least 50
5) Win lottery.
6) be mistaken for takashi
7) get a car ( can be co-related to (1) )
8) get a 8 pec tat cld bounce pingpong balls and juggle milk bottles
9) Go backpacking with a credit card with no cash limit
10) Look back and say i did ok and den look forward.

Now Now, u dun really expect a totally serious post from me, rite? Althou i wld like to hear just one thing u want to be , want to do or want to happen. Dun anyone dare write it on the tag box . Write a post, it can be just one sentense , one word or better yet one paragraph. doesnt matter, lets share our thous w the team. And who knows u might suddenly see...

Goaty broke on 3 at 2:10 PM on the

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Show you all my CHUI TTH hahahaha!

Even thin old me can do it! So can you!

Joseph Thia broke on 3 at 5:36 AM on the
Thursday, April 3, 2008
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The legend of Goat

Goat was once a goat (duh...) and lived happily in the small little vegetation next to the hall 6 pond.

One day, as he was taking a pee at the pond when he saw this pretty gal with 36DD jugs sitting at the opposite side of the pond. Given Goat's friendly and live-loving nature, he went over to make friend. The gal was mesmerised by goat's silky and smooth hair, and she got up straight away to have a feel of them. She fed a handful of grass to Goat but he said he prefered milk. The gal was very kind and would like to please Goat, so she went off to find some milk and assured Goat that she wun take long.

Goat waited patiently for hours, but there was just no sign of the pretty gal returning. Being worried of the gal's well-being, he decided to search for her. He started looking in Hall 1. As BLK 17 was the nearest to the pond, he figured that its the blk he will start with.

He searched lvl 1 and 2 and was to no avail. Being very determined and giving up was not something Goat is used to, he ventured to lvl 3 of blk 17. All of a sudden, he seemed to be able to hear the beautiful voice of the gal. He followed the voice leading to the room down the corridor. The voice was gettin louder and Goat knew that the gal was near by. When he reached the room, he was so sure that she was inside. Indeed, it was her!! Goat was overjoyed.

She seems to be doing something and on seeing that Goat asked: "Hey.... wat are u doing? Tot u went o get me some milk?"

Gal turned around and to Goat's horror, she had 50 cheeseballs stuffed in her mouth!!!

"I am jus practising my Cheeseball-stuffing skill...... u want some??" The gal took a lump of nua nua stuff from her mouth and offered Goat.

Goat was disgusted and make his exit quick. He was so affected by the sight that he accidentally tripped on some rocks on his way back to the pond and he rolled straight into it. Being a goat, he was unable to keep himself afloat. He was struggling for breathe when a sudden pull from the seeming bottomless pond dragged him down......

Goat was not heard of and seen since but rumors has it that he was turned into human form by the mystical power of the pond. He was cursed eternally to have zero resistance to pretty gals. He was also cursed to be associated with cheeseball-stuffing gals for at least 2 years of his live.

The End

WoOoHooO broke on 3 at 5:31 PM on the
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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Heart stopping news, read all abt it!!! read all abt it!!!

It is said that when one reach his end, he will see the light and his entire life will flash right before his eyes. There i was , just sitting there having a staring contest with my lappie and all of a sudden, i realised tat my cheer life is really goin to end soon. All of a sudden , my entire cheer life flash past me and these are the juicy glimpse that i see... Time to spill the bean and watch the riot.

Did you know why elton sometime fails in his chair w shuqin? that is cause after dropping her ,his backspot will rush to help him kope shuqin also. (he enjoy the close contact of the sweaty embrace of the backspot...)

Did you know why yining always punch ppl in the stomach, she is in fact training for next yr stunt. so she can do a back tuck and punch planks in the air.

Did you know azimah is in fact not a real person? Go re-watch bambi and wait for the credit... Bambi real name is Azimah bambi eyeslikemarble.

Did u know why cheerleading can only have 1 or 2 official aces? When wenqi was freshee , she saw hall 6 have 5 , until now.... no aces dare to live in hall 6

Did u know zhewei has many tattoos at "interesting places" ? Other than the lion head at the thigh and i love mum at his butt. here is one more that read, Ann ,however when it is cold or when zhewei is feeling high it will read, annacorda Extreme XXX

Kaleong is in fact andy lau but due to surgery failure tats why no choice cannot be singer , act act student until he can get the cbb doctor to fix his face.

Shuqin and lydia is in fact one person call shudia but they were split by an 10 hour excrutiating operation at the age of 3.

Shuling used to be in dragonboat ,she joined cheer cos she rowed too fast and broke too many paddles;its rumoured that the tsunami was started by her rowing

Qiuyan used to be a racequeen but ever since she distracted the lorry driver who was transporting demolitions which unfortunately exploded and cause the nicol highway to collapse, she quit. ( yes, the gahmen lied! its not structural integrity, its human factors! )

Spencer and i used to be bartop dancers , we used to be the fire and water bonbon brudders but ever since those 6 pec bastard come to work, we were kicked out cos we were big bone.

Shujing and minghui are attached to each other since first sem.

Jimmy, junwei and alex are not really students, they are are in actual fact, undercover secret agent out to track mat selamat. ( mat selamat escaped and is in disguise since two years ago)

Justin is in fact mat selamat.

Luting 's part time job is actually the female version of pacman ; Pacting

Zhaoming is a virgin .

Elaine is a tibetian secret agent , she is attached to alex to steal gahmen secrets.

All the facts above are true at present time with a lil bit of modification to retain entertainment value.

Happy april fools's day.
PS : come on, ppl! Some applauds or comment to platinum grade crap leh. i post also dun know got ppl read or not.

Goaty broke on 3 at 1:10 PM on the

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