Say yes to Quad-ROOM!!!!

You youngsters ar, haf no fore sight, why keep blasting the school for introducing triple room , have you no idea the potential it has? In fact ,i propose the school have a Quad-room sharing instead! Imagine wat u can do with it!
1) Not enuff ppl for mahjong? worry no more , our Quad room gurantee tat u will always haf kakis for mahjong!
2) Intensive training for HO ? N o problem ,u can now train in the room with 1 flyer , 2 base n one base spot! (Flyers pls wear helmet in case kena Kill bill by the fan)
3) Play dota 2 on 2! no need everytime jio here jio there online!
4) Need spiritual guidance ? u now have 3 other friends rite beside u to sacrifice to the mugging GOD. ( if ur roomie is shuqin size , might need to sacrifice 2 instead)
5) See underwear thief ? last time is one chase , one call police rite? now four of u can hoist him on a cross and plant him at blk 16 first floor and let him high smelling underwears( i think u all know which part of first floor lah)
6) Clothes cannot dry? u can ask flyer to wear it and do backtuck continouslly until it drys! ( see 2)
7) want to go blk 15 but lazy to walk down blk 14 stairs? u can now ask 3 person to form a human bridge for u to cross over? ( if its jimmy ,ask him throw u over la)
8) KFC can order family value meal!
9) If got chiobu live upstairs and u hear suspiciously highly hormone charged sound... ( guys can do a quad shoulder seat to ermmm... ensure the safety of our fellow hall oner.
10) Lastly , more ppl mean higher chance of more chiobu leh... den u know liao rem to intro me ar. Dun selfish.

Goaty broke on 3 at 2:13 PM on the
Thursday, March 27, 2008
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Exams are coming!

Hey UNISUS peeps,
I guess exams are coming and this will probably be the period whereby bases' hands get really itchy and flyers start to gian to fly but I guess we have to put down cheers for awhile and conc on our studies. Need to jia you esp for chui GPA ppl like me to try to buck up! All e best! My sincerest "jiayou" to all of u all.. may ur studies go smoothly n hope exams will be a breeze to u all.. =) GOOD LUCK! MUG ON 3! 1 2 3 =( hahaha...

After exams we will resume off-season training okay? Depending on how busy people are, we may make it once per week or once per fortnight. Lets make an effort to have some training if not will become rusty! Holidays also a good time to train up our freshie flyers! so all e freshies muz come down ok! n try to intro guys into cheer so got more base to stunt flyers! Seniors like zhiyang n shuqin n ka leong muz come down oso k.. coz u all got the richest experience and most things to share! come down n lead the fun! =) SEE YA!

Ming Hui broke on 3 at 2:45 PM on the
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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Our infamous 1.5 min performance

As we all alr know ,our performance for cultural nite ended in an amazing 1.5 min! i think everyone was hoping for more . its a rather pleasant surprise to find out that alot of ppl there actually want more from us and its also an affirmation of the calibre of our performance. Alrite alrite, as uncle goaty, how can i be talking abt things so seriously, k here come ur dose of goaty crap.

In order to satisfy our beloved fans , here are some suggestion on how to lengthen our performance without too much prep work.

1) all the guys wear boxers tat as U , N , I , S , U, S and we pull down one pants for every 4 counts.
2) we bounce our flyers on our head for a 8 count. (for pro advice ,ask elton n minghui,i saw them demonstrate accidentally) haha

3) ppl do 3-3-2, or 2-1-1 or 3-2-3 , we show them 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 ( ask zm to lie down den the rest of us just start lyin on top, the whole unisus alr very well trained in tis drill)

4) V-2 ( as the forefather of the V2 gang, i assure unisus we are ready to do v2 dance anytime, we alr haf a few standard moves! )

5) ever watched u got served? we could do u got cheer'ed! ( etc , zm do a toss to hand den zhiyang do a shoulder sit in response ,den zm do a single hand cupid, zhiyang kick his groin... )

6) we shld co-operate w hall 2 dance grp, but get rid of their male dancers lah, V2 can take over them.
7) we can ask jimmy to single X kaleong n let him sing on top, like tat sure can last 5 min, the rest of us shoulderstand the flyers n they can be back up singer.

8)Use my suggestion ,take aces video, photoshop their banner to be unisus, done! den we can say there there tats jimmy , ther tats joesph ,all unisus wat.

9) get a few trampoline n ask our 3 back tuck girls to do back tuck continously.

10) BE like those singing audience , grab one n den get monsters like jimmy or spencer to do some stunts, sure got reaction de. If the picked audience is hall 2 dancer, i will transform to super saiyan(pls refer to dragonball comic) and do triple toss w her w a single hand.

PS : hai, i'm goin to miss unisus days.

Goaty broke on 3 at 1:53 PM on the
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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Simply Amazing. =)

The feeling is simply great. Simply amazing.
14 men. 1 coach. 1 night. 4 hrs. 1 routine.
Tonight..we proved our title of the blog.
1 Team 1 Mind Lets Fly.

To be truthful, I did not hold high hopes of piecing together a routine for cultural night.
I had the doubts..how are we gonna do it within a night.
But well..we did it. =)

It doesn't matter if the routine is imperfect.
It doesn't matter if the stunts are simple.
What matters most is that we enjoyed the training.
The bonus is..we achieved something.

Let's give it our best shot at Cultural Night.
Cross all fingers that there would not be technical errors or lighting faults.

Enjoy the moment while performing, not for other reasons, just simply because we are Unisus.
Just wanna say..
I Love Unisus.
Be it in the past, present or future. =)

shuqin broke on 3 at 4:35 AM on the
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
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Congrats Aces Team A&B!

HAHA! omg the atmosphere was exhilarating, the screaming was deafening, and the stunts were... magnificent. Great job you guys! Really so proud of you!

Let me be the first to post up the pics then!


coach zm and today's supporters

the screamers (plus wenqi taking the photo..)

Jimmy and Qiuyan

our coaches

We are number one!

our beautiful team B unisus members

supporters!

yay!

haha 2nd runner up for team B =)

landon carlton broke on 3 at 10:02 PM on the
Sunday, March 16, 2008
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Say No to Triple Room!





Say No to Triple Room

Click above for a link to the Anti Triple Room site!

Joseph Thia broke on 3 at 3:53 AM on the
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
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Inside Goaty's head

Background

There i was peacefully mugging in ADM library when all of a sudden i realise tattoo girl (T-gal) is sitting in front of me. Hence i started planning my A-game.
Before than i made certain assumption to make it a controlled simulation,
1) She is really tattoo girl.
2) She will be here for a while
3) There is no one else here i know
4) Spencer is here but under the pact of universal brotherhood he will aid me in my A-game.

Scope

To get rid of the friend of T-gal n befriend her in a non-obvious way while appearing suave not desperate.

Objective
To get to know T-gal.

Project problem

Damn it , got guy sit beside her! wait... clean shaved, well dresses, look meticulous in his appearance, could be gay ...

Experiment procedure

Time to use the resources available to me ; going to sacrifice spencer and use him to seduce guy away so i can make my move. Better pimp up spencer first ; wa lao wearing school tee , specs and hair not styled. Shall change him to PVC,shiny shiny cheer suit and give him oversized purple frame Sunglasses. Den trigger the water alarm and make him do back flips with water sprinkling on him. shld work...

Discussion

Even if i get rid of the guy also not easy leh, library got other ppl. Den if someone known see this, i will never hear the end of it. The experiment is not controlled enough for me to be able to predict the result. The possibility of T-gal having friends in this library unknown to me ,might mean giggling thru out the library when they see me in action. However , i can introduce myself as Alpha macho man and not sugar pumped cheer boy...

Result and conclusion

I'll think abt posting this section or not whahaahaha

PS : yes,i am infected by the fyp bug .... sigh

Goaty broke on 3 at 2:41 PM on the
Friday, March 7, 2008
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our dear members are just so passionate to be really doing stunts at night cycling. =)

Wen broke on 3 at 7:13 PM on the
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
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