Myth or real , u decide!

Ate w zhewei the other day and he asked me when am i posting up jokes again? JOKES! are u kidding me? all my post are high quality soul searching, heart wrenching, concentrated multi layered meaningful posts loh! They are life changing entity trapped in the form of words for the mass!
As i was thinking wat enlightenment i shld present to u all, i haf decided perhaps i shld help dispel the truth /myth of cheer for some of u and the future some of u and the past some of u .

#1 U can get to know hot girls and eat Bak !
( at first they look cute, petite and pretty den can hold them somemore . BUT later on ,u realised u get step by them quite often(literally) ,den u realised their forehead, elbow,knee, feet , nails and sometimes buttocks are deadly weapon out to draw blood or at least black n blues. The Bak becomes beef jerky... )

#2 Cheer boys cannot make it
( definate myth. hall one strongest man ( gerald ,some might not know him) was from cheer. we had ruggers , dragonboaters,swimmers,runners, bulls, monkey, goats, zeus , guan gong , kratos, ninja turtle, spider man, etc... to name a few famous cheer ppl . In fact there is a lot of ex unisus , who still dun dare to come out in the open. I heard got a very good looking goat in unisus also loh.)

#3 U will lose weight in cheer
( For girls , its true , all the flip here flip there and the kungfu kicks and flying elbows ,how can not be fit and slim! For guys,i am sad to say ... every gram of fats u lose, u gain 3 bump of bruises in exchange ,so u actually gain weight and look a bit more bluish. )

#4 Can find GF
( well i guess its truth but the truth is tat after finding out the killing destruction of our cheer girls, guys usu find them for protection or to use to whack ppl. Like when jimmy not happy w someone , he will toss qiuyan at them while qiuyan perform somersault flying triple kick. )

#5 Unisus Guys are damn good looking
( true)

#6 ok my brain suddenly got struck ,will go unclog it now, so tis is the end of part 1 of this post.

PS : i wish that whatever u know will come out in ur exam paper and whatever u dun know wont come out.

-goaty

Goaty broke on 3 at 12:52 PM on the
Monday, April 21, 2008
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