The legend of Goat

Goat was once a goat (duh...) and lived happily in the small little vegetation next to the hall 6 pond.

One day, as he was taking a pee at the pond when he saw this pretty gal with 36DD jugs sitting at the opposite side of the pond. Given Goat's friendly and live-loving nature, he went over to make friend. The gal was mesmerised by goat's silky and smooth hair, and she got up straight away to have a feel of them. She fed a handful of grass to Goat but he said he prefered milk. The gal was very kind and would like to please Goat, so she went off to find some milk and assured Goat that she wun take long.

Goat waited patiently for hours, but there was just no sign of the pretty gal returning. Being worried of the gal's well-being, he decided to search for her. He started looking in Hall 1. As BLK 17 was the nearest to the pond, he figured that its the blk he will start with.

He searched lvl 1 and 2 and was to no avail. Being very determined and giving up was not something Goat is used to, he ventured to lvl 3 of blk 17. All of a sudden, he seemed to be able to hear the beautiful voice of the gal. He followed the voice leading to the room down the corridor. The voice was gettin louder and Goat knew that the gal was near by. When he reached the room, he was so sure that she was inside. Indeed, it was her!! Goat was overjoyed.

She seems to be doing something and on seeing that Goat asked: "Hey.... wat are u doing? Tot u went o get me some milk?"

Gal turned around and to Goat's horror, she had 50 cheeseballs stuffed in her mouth!!!

"I am jus practising my Cheeseball-stuffing skill...... u want some??" The gal took a lump of nua nua stuff from her mouth and offered Goat.

Goat was disgusted and make his exit quick. He was so affected by the sight that he accidentally tripped on some rocks on his way back to the pond and he rolled straight into it. Being a goat, he was unable to keep himself afloat. He was struggling for breathe when a sudden pull from the seeming bottomless pond dragged him down......

Goat was not heard of and seen since but rumors has it that he was turned into human form by the mystical power of the pond. He was cursed eternally to have zero resistance to pretty gals. He was also cursed to be associated with cheeseball-stuffing gals for at least 2 years of his live.

The End

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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