Heart stopping news, read all abt it!!! read all abt it!!!

It is said that when one reach his end, he will see the light and his entire life will flash right before his eyes. There i was , just sitting there having a staring contest with my lappie and all of a sudden, i realised tat my cheer life is really goin to end soon. All of a sudden , my entire cheer life flash past me and these are the juicy glimpse that i see... Time to spill the bean and watch the riot.

Did you know why elton sometime fails in his chair w shuqin? that is cause after dropping her ,his backspot will rush to help him kope shuqin also. (he enjoy the close contact of the sweaty embrace of the backspot...)

Did you know why yining always punch ppl in the stomach, she is in fact training for next yr stunt. so she can do a back tuck and punch planks in the air.

Did you know azimah is in fact not a real person? Go re-watch bambi and wait for the credit... Bambi real name is Azimah bambi eyeslikemarble.

Did u know why cheerleading can only have 1 or 2 official aces? When wenqi was freshee , she saw hall 6 have 5 , until now.... no aces dare to live in hall 6

Did u know zhewei has many tattoos at "interesting places" ? Other than the lion head at the thigh and i love mum at his butt. here is one more that read, Ann ,however when it is cold or when zhewei is feeling high it will read, annacorda Extreme XXX

Kaleong is in fact andy lau but due to surgery failure tats why no choice cannot be singer , act act student until he can get the cbb doctor to fix his face.

Shuqin and lydia is in fact one person call shudia but they were split by an 10 hour excrutiating operation at the age of 3.

Shuling used to be in dragonboat ,she joined cheer cos she rowed too fast and broke too many paddles;its rumoured that the tsunami was started by her rowing

Qiuyan used to be a racequeen but ever since she distracted the lorry driver who was transporting demolitions which unfortunately exploded and cause the nicol highway to collapse, she quit. ( yes, the gahmen lied! its not structural integrity, its human factors! )

Spencer and i used to be bartop dancers , we used to be the fire and water bonbon brudders but ever since those 6 pec bastard come to work, we were kicked out cos we were big bone.

Shujing and minghui are attached to each other since first sem.

Jimmy, junwei and alex are not really students, they are are in actual fact, undercover secret agent out to track mat selamat. ( mat selamat escaped and is in disguise since two years ago)

Justin is in fact mat selamat.

Luting 's part time job is actually the female version of pacman ; Pacting

Zhaoming is a virgin .

Elaine is a tibetian secret agent , she is attached to alex to steal gahmen secrets.

All the facts above are true at present time with a lil bit of modification to retain entertainment value.

Happy april fools's day.
PS : come on, ppl! Some applauds or comment to platinum grade crap leh. i post also dun know got ppl read or not.

Goaty broke on 3 at 1:10 PM on the
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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