Say yes to Quad-ROOM!!!!

You youngsters ar, haf no fore sight, why keep blasting the school for introducing triple room , have you no idea the potential it has? In fact ,i propose the school have a Quad-room sharing instead! Imagine wat u can do with it!
1) Not enuff ppl for mahjong? worry no more , our Quad room gurantee tat u will always haf kakis for mahjong!
2) Intensive training for HO ? N o problem ,u can now train in the room with 1 flyer , 2 base n one base spot! (Flyers pls wear helmet in case kena Kill bill by the fan)
3) Play dota 2 on 2! no need everytime jio here jio there online!
4) Need spiritual guidance ? u now have 3 other friends rite beside u to sacrifice to the mugging GOD. ( if ur roomie is shuqin size , might need to sacrifice 2 instead)
5) See underwear thief ? last time is one chase , one call police rite? now four of u can hoist him on a cross and plant him at blk 16 first floor and let him high smelling underwears( i think u all know which part of first floor lah)
6) Clothes cannot dry? u can ask flyer to wear it and do backtuck continouslly until it drys! ( see 2)
7) want to go blk 15 but lazy to walk down blk 14 stairs? u can now ask 3 person to form a human bridge for u to cross over? ( if its jimmy ,ask him throw u over la)
8) KFC can order family value meal!
9) If got chiobu live upstairs and u hear suspiciously highly hormone charged sound... ( guys can do a quad shoulder seat to ermmm... ensure the safety of our fellow hall oner.
10) Lastly , more ppl mean higher chance of more chiobu leh... den u know liao rem to intro me ar. Dun selfish.

Goaty broke on 3 at 2:13 PM on the
Thursday, March 27, 2008
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