10 things u shld not do during cheer

10. Shout the wrong base name while falling. ( u never see drama serial meh, den the bf will find out abt the gf's fling!)
9. Answer the golden question of the flyer," am i fat/heavy?" (no need explain lah)
8. Wear singlet if u are doing a shoulder stand. ( well if u like to haf a nike tattoo imprinted den diff story la)
7. Blink at a guy. ( in the world of cheer, ppl haf ... well different inclination)
6. Sign contract w the coach ( bluff ppl one)
5. Do a chair w ur thumb upright. ( lets just say the immediate effect will be interesting to watch)
4. Lie down on the mat. ( ever wondered how it feels to haf abt6,7 sweaty guys plies on u? here is ur chance!)
3.Jio flyers to supper . ( u crazy ar! u think the minimum 38kg is fixed one ar. )
2. scream like a girl when u are tired or in pain. ( being call cheer boy alr very sad le, kena called sissy by other cheer boy... well i think its time to do tat sex change u always secretly thou of.)

and finally...

1. Dun ever ever do a toss to hand for a guy... ( Look up while doing it to know why)

Goaty broke on 3 at 4:11 PM on the
Sunday, February 10, 2008
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